I am the greatest Vegas showman you will ever meet.

Entertainment Industry

Bruno Marz could take a lesson on how to take a Vegas mug shot

Jim Morrison

Elvis Presley

Bruno Marz


Elvis Presley & Snoop Dogg joined forces with Darth Vader

Don’t underestimate the power of the dark side.

The Captains of Industry – DJ’s Extraordinaire – Puppet Masters of the Dance Floor

When it comes to night time entertainment, there are two distinguished gentlemen who have truly separated themselves from the pack, Mr. StoneRockk and the fabulous Graham Funke. Together, they are – The Captains of Industry – and if you haven’t heard, you’re not having any fun. Both men are DJ extraordinaires who define what it means to “Rock the Party”.  Much like Jack Satin, The Captains have made it their life’s mission to restore the good times, and work the luster back into the craft of merrymaking. Their music samplings are tasty and their fashion is retro fresh forward.  By the dance floor or next to the pool, The Captains know how to stir the vibe and shake things up.  Captains, I salute you.  So when we going to cut that album?  I thought we worked up some good sketches in the studio. Time to throw it on wax. Dig?

Jay-Z – Paris Hilton – Jack Satin – Blake Lively – Florence Welch… Owning the Cosmopolitan Vegas Style

They said come act like you own the place, so we did.

Mayer Hawthorne’s got the Vegas soul sound down

Those that caught Mayer Hawthorne at the grand opening of the Cosmopolitan know what I’m talking about.  He’s also keenly aware that in showbiz, and for that matter in life, a man is the clothes that he wears.


Mayor’s “Maybe So, Maybe No” gets me every time.

Maybe so, maybe no

Could it be that your love was meant for me
Maybe so, maybe no
Could it be that your love was meant for me
Maybe so, maybe no

I don’t know what lead me to your love,
Was it faith or destiny
Oh, either angels from above
Smiling down on you and me

La la laaaaa la la laaaaa la la la la la
Like birds of a feather
Here we are together

Could it be that your love was meant for me
Maybe so, maybe no
Could it be that your love was meant for me
Maybe so, maybe no

Why does time go by so fast now
When I’m here with you
Don’t know why minutes seem like hours
When I’m away from you

La la laaaaa la la laaaaa la la la la la

I’m not sure if it’s really real now
Is it a dream or maybe a game
All I know since I lost you girl
My life hasn’t been the same

Now everyday we grow closer together

History of the Beginning of the Vegas Lounge Scene

Everyone likes a good story.  Well, here’s one for you straight from the golden age of Las Vegas lore. The first group to play all night casino lounges was the Marry Kaye Trio.  Marry Kaye was a direct descendent of Queen Lili’uokalani, the last in a long line of Hawaiian Royalty. Mary observed that the gambling floor cleared out after hours even though the casino was open all night.  She persuaded the boys in charge to build a stage in the corner of the room and let her trio perform during the late night hours.  And so a gambling oasis climbed in bed with music entertainment and the Vegas lounge scene was born.

Jack Satin’s Top 10 Celebrity Vegas Quotes

I hadn’t been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn’t show for my wedding.  – Sammy Davis Jr.

I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only. – Robert Goulet

I’d love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens, the tackier the better. – Catherine Zeta-Jones

I’m probably one of the worst people with numbers you’ve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think I’m counting cards in Vegas, but I’m just trying to add things up. – Luke Wilson

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. – Merv Griffin

Man, I really like Vegas. – Elvis Presley

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. – Artie Lange

Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there. – Drew Carey

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.
- Hunter S. Thompson

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.
- Steve Wynn

Hunter S. Thompson – Vegas – 1971